A late-night visit to the lovely Jessica's blog led me to this site, where one can find out which celebrities they may resemble by uploading a picture for scanning.
Now, I don't really resemble any celebrities, per se, but whenever I do go out in a work capacity, I am often mistaken for one of our other Asian female reporters. You know, because we all look alike. I've had people SWEAR to me that they've seen me on TV, which always makes me laugh.
This is the picture I used. It was taken in October at Tina's wedding in Las Vegas (hi, Tina!), and with the statuesque Jen H. to my right. (She's so tall that her boob is practically resting on my clavicle, and we're both in heels!)
This is the best of the most recent pictures of myself, being that my hair looks shiny and my skin does not and instead looks like it has a nice olive tone all around, especially for mid-October. Yeah, I know, I'm naturally tan, but still. I didn't think I'd ever post a picture of myself here, but since I am now, here you go.
Lest you think otherwise, I am not nude (you sickos) but rather in my favorite Little Black Dress, a strapless Banana Republic number. Too bad you can't see it, because it's cute:
The results? Are nothing short of hilarious.
- Alyson Hannigan (70%): WHAAAA?? Does this mean that I can fill in for her as Lily on How I Met Your Mother (thus making me that much closer to my goal of meeting my true love, Neil Patrick Harris) and no one would be the wiser? Does this mean that I could fool her hot husband, Alexis Denisov?
- Chris Evert (66%): AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
- Mira Sorvino (65%): I'm flattered, really, but, um, REALLY? Hello! I would love to have her fluency in Mandarin Chinese and ridiculously great legs, though. I'd also like to say that I would like a crack at her husband, but he reminds me too much of a male Denise Richards to say so.
- Kim Basinger (61%): Okay, now I'm really flattered, because I'd love nothing more than to look like her in her L.A. Confidential period, but COME ON.
- Elisha Cuthbert (59%): Again, AHAHAHAHAHA.
- Becky Griffin (57%): Uh, who? I said the same thing. Apparently Becky is an Israeli model as well as the country's first MTV VJ. She's very pretty, and I'm flattered that this crazy website thinks that I look 57% like her.
- Renee Zellweger (57%): Okay, is this a crack on my not-so-prominent cheekbones??! Are you implying that I look 57% like the woman who looks like she's been hit in the face with a frying pan while sucking on a lemon??! If that's the case, then FUCK YOU, MYHERITAGE.COM.
- Hilary Duff (54%): AHAHAHAHAHA. That said, I take comfort in the fact that the website thinks I look more like the younger and cuter Hilary Duff and not the horse teeth implant-wearing and not-cute lead singer of Good Charlotte-dating Hilary Duff.
I find it hysterical that I apparently resemble not one Asian female celebrity. And to prove just how much of a coked-up whore MyHeritage.com is, it not only doesn't think I look like any Asian female celebrity, but it thinks I also look like Rock Hudson (54%) and Robert Redford (53%).
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