So That Happened

Oh, It? Is Back ON

That's right, Fatric. 

BACK. ON.

BRING IT.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Oh, Wait.

In our ongoing saga of Knee Deep vs. Fatric, Mr. Bloaty McGrabhands did not show up for trivia last night. 

For the record, Jen and I believe that Fat Actor did not show because he is a big pansy.

Needless to say, we'll be ready and waiting.  Waiting, TO KICK HIS ASS. 

Jason Patric Is A Massive Tool

(Addendum: Jen initially submitted our tale of anger and rage to Defamer, and it is now there in its entirety.   Oh, the huge manatee.)

Seriously, he is. Why?

Come read more about why Jason Patric (heretofore known as Jason Fatric, a name created in a moment of utter clarity during an e-mailing round with my illustrious Knee Deep co-blogger, Jen) is nothing but a massive tool and presumptuous ass who thinks he can be all Mr. McFeely with total female strangers like ME.

Jason Fatric?  It is SO ON, BITCH.  I dare you to grope me from behind again, 'cause I've got a sharp elbow with your name on it, and I'm not afraid to use it.