I'm looking at YOU, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz.
Jesus H. Christ tap dancing on a cracker, y'all.
P.S. Glad you and the baby are healthy, A, considering you've been carrying like a pachyderm. Seriously. When did you get pregnant? 2006?
P.P.S. People. If you're going to name your kid after a borough, sorry, but my personal favorites did it best.
P.P.P.S. And now I've totally lost the Name the Simpson-Wentz Baby Pool. My guess? Dakota Jack Skellington Wentz.
You lost? What, someone had a closer Place-Name Improbable-Cartoon-Movie-Character combination?
Germany has laws limiting what you can name your kid, and I used to think that was unfairly restrictive, but now I'm not so sure. Some people need restricting.
Posted by: alala | November 21, 2008 at 04:10 AM
I don't have a problem with 'Mowgli' - The Jungle Book (the BOOK) is fucking awesome. But 'Bronx'? Seriously? Have you just never been to New York?
Posted by: Annika | November 21, 2008 at 09:27 AM
That's it. I am naming my future kid "Staten Island". Apparently you don"t even have to LIVE in the borough the kid was named after (...the Wentz family? ...in the BRONX? Riiiiiiight.)
Posted by: Erin G. | November 21, 2008 at 10:37 AM
weird
poor baby
would probably be better off raised by wolves
Posted by: natalie | November 21, 2008 at 04:53 PM
That does it. I'm naming my as-yet-born child Dipshit Fuckwad Assnugget California Quiznos Blymire.
Posted by: Alinea at Home | November 22, 2008 at 12:38 AM