Dear Alton Brown,

May I call you AB?  Okay then.  

AB, you know I have nothing but deep, hateless love for you.  I've seen every episode of Good Eats and Feasting on Asphalt/Waves/Foam: the El Bulli Edition (okay, that last one may be a figment of my imagination), and I have all of your books.  Friends bring me magazines from places near and far if they have interviews with you.  I've even met you (twice! eee!) and managed to stay cool and not completely geek out in your presence.  See?  Nothing but love, which is why it pains me to do this:

Long hair?  Really?  

Really?

Is this the kind of comparison you want?  

Tough lovingly yours,

Me

Comments

[mostcurious]

Do you suppose it was just for the one show? Just for the character? We can hope, right?

[Ellen Bloom]

I have noticed that men who are losing their hair on the top of their heads, try to grow hair in other places (backs and sides of head; beards; mustaches, etc.). We can only hope this isn't the beginning of a dreaded PONY TAIL!!!

[Natalie]

LOL!

[Carrie]

Oh good GOD!!! I saw that the other night watching that episode (crackers, right??)

I had to get the entire family in there to look at it.

His stylist should be shot! OMG.

[chanel handbags]

I have noticed that men who are losing their hair on the top of their heads, try to grow hair in other places (backs and sides of head; beards; mustaches, etc.). We can only hope this isn't the beginning of a dreaded PONY TAIL!!!