So That Happened

A Holiday Prep Haiku

Panic! At the Vons
last-minute runs jam aisles.
I shopped last week. Ha.

Sports Haiku Saturday

Fine.  FINE.  Be that way.

Sixteen-point lead, all for naught.

That said, go Kansas!

Haiku Saturday

One new car, one trip

north.  Still laughing at Pickler's

fake boobs.  Oh my GOD.

Haiku Saturday

Responsible Dad

playing tough love with the ex.

K-Fed?  Really?  Wow.

Haiku Saturday

Okay, Battlestar

Galactica is SO GOOD.

Yay for DVDs!

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Thanks for introducing me to the show, Sara and Rich! 

Another Haiku

What can I say?  I'm in the mood for writing haikus.  This is a revised version of the one I left on the Queen's blog.

Neil Patrick Harris!
I blush at the thought of you.
Too bad you're gay.  Sigh.

Haiku Friday

Since I was beaten to the punch by the Queen in writing a pithy haiku on this person, I thought I would offer up my own poetic justice, this time on another current event:

Houston to O-Town,

One goal in mind.  Desinex

Was her co-pilot.

Charlotte's Web: A Movie Review Haiku

This is Some Movie.

Know the ending?  You'll still cry.

No more pork for me.

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I'm not kidding when I say that I wept - wept - watching this movie.  Like, wiping my eyes with my sleeve and covering my mouth so I won't gasp aloud weeping.  It was really good.  Bring a lot of tissues.  That is, if you're a big softy like me.

A Koigu Haiku

Koigu for ten bucks?

Cannot resist.  I leave yarn

bag thick, wallet thin.

(Knitters of Los Angeles, come get Koigu and much more on sale at Wildfiber in Santa Monica!  Run, don't walk!  I'd post a photo of all the pretty Koigu I bought, but, you know, memory card issues.  Sniff.)

An Angry Haiku

I just heard a snippet of Paris Hilton's "Stars Are Blind" for the first time.

Why don't you just shoot

me in the head?  It would be

less painful.  My GOD.