So That Happened

Seasonal Haiku Time

It's mid-November

and I'm wearing summer clothes.

Whither, Fall weather?

Holiday knitting?

No time!  Hope people like their

unfinished projects!

Eggnog Latte, you

are a cruel temptress.  Why must

you be so tasty?

I had to write a

fourth haiku because I do

not like odd numbers.

DIY: A Haiku

I'm so proud: I fixed
my toilet all by myself!
Augers are your friends.

For Your Consideration: An Oscars Haiku

J'adore Ratatouille!
I ask you, whither Renfro?
Tilda Swinton? WOW.

Disclaimer #1: This is not to say that I do not love Tilda Swinton. I do. I love her whole androgynous look as well as her acting ability. I'm thrilled that she won! I just didn't expect it.

Disclaimer #2: Yes, I changed the haiku after posting it to make sure I mentioned the lack of Brad Renfro in the Dead People Montage, but be sure of this - I still want Daniel Day-Lewis to call me. Seriously.

A Slightly Panicked Pre-Vacation Haiku

One more day until
we leave for Budapest and
Prague! Not ready! YIKES!

My Vacation Haiku

Hooray - Budapest

and Prague in less than three weeks!

I'M NOT READY.  Crap.

Countdown to Spice!

EEEEE! Just four mere days
until we Spice Up Our Lives!
I'm SO excited!

A Breaking News Haiku*

Santa Ana winds?
We don't need another fire.
Please stop. I beg you.

* written while watching live coverage of yet another wildfire. Sigh.

A Post-Holiday Haiku

I'm so thankful that
we went out for Thanksgiving.
Look, Ma! No clean up!

Oh, Look - Another Holiday Haiku (This Time, On Shopping)

Writing a check? Fill
it out beforehand, lest I
kill you with my thoughts.

Another Holiday Haiku

There are too many
Planes, trains and automobiles
Out there.  Just stay home.