So! According to this article, composer John Williams thinks of lyrics before writing any music. Being that the latest Indiana Jones moving is coming out next week (which, EEEE!), please enjoy the heretofore unknown lyrics to the theme song of Raiders of the Lost Ark:
In-di-ana fucking JonesIn-di-ana motherfucking Jones
In-di-ana fucking Jones
Bite my ballsack you Nazis I'm Indiana fucking Jones
You're totally singing it RIGHT NOW, aren't you? I KNOW YOU ARE. Why? Because I AM TOO.

Seriously, the awesomeness of this actually stuns me. I LOVE it!
I'm totally singing that at the theater.
Posted by: Angie | May 13, 2008 at 06:26 AM
I have a whole new respect for John Williams, that's for sure. (Am totally going to be singing this all day.)
Posted by: Dawn | May 13, 2008 at 08:21 AM
I'm with Angie. I'll be singing it loud and proud, and I dare the pansies at the Arclight to shush me.
Posted by: laurie ann | May 13, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Oh, christ. I can just hear the Wee Monkeygurl singing that song. She loves herself some IJ.
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl | May 13, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Just so you know, I went out and knit at "lunch", and it turns out - the IJ theme is the same DANG rythm as my knit stitch!!! Duh-duh-duh-duh, duh-da-duh. Then the words were stuck in my head, which had me laughing - as I was sitting by myself knitting. People think I'm insane.
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl | May 13, 2008 at 04:35 PM
So...we saw the new Indy last weekend, and I felt that I should give you our adaptation of the lyrics...
- Subtitute "commies" for Nazis
AND, I've come up with a children's version that my kids and I CANNOT stop singing.
- substitute "flippin" or "freakin" for fucking and instead of the charming "bite my ballsack", the children sing, "kiss my hiney"...whatya think?
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