Dear Gwen,
Hi. How are things? I watched last night's Idol and saw that you still have the Harajuku Girls on retainer. Are they allowed to talk now, or are they still an "art project" for you? Ahem. And, hmph.
I have one question for you - okay, maybe two, starting with, were you wearing the YSL Tribute stiletto heels last night but in white? I'm just curious. I love the black ones you and others have been seen in. So tall! So platform-y! But I digress.
My real question for you is if you have any idea how uneducated you sound whenever you refer to you and someone else as "me and <insert name here>." You did it last night when you said "me and Kingston" will be on tour, and you have done so in several print interviews, most recently in Elle. Sweet Jesus, Gwen, you're not an idiot, or at least I hope you are not. Say "Kingston and I" or "Gavin and I" or simply "We," for pete's sake. It's not that hard. You do realize that every time you say that, an English teacher weeps, right?
Grammar. It's your friend.
Sincerely,
Catherine
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